I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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