She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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