he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Randomize
