dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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