Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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