I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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