Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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