I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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