The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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