Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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