we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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