We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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