matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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