i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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