I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
NoShamevember. You game?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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