did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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