I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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