saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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