It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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