Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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