hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
What drink are we having for lunch?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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