wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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