i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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