Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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