idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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