im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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