He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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