I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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