it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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