i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
So much Jack, so little girl.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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