Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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