I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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