I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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