Moan for me like Helen Keller
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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