You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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