i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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