So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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