Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
organizing the empties. That sober.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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