i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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