Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
it's like iHOP with fire
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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