You were right. It hurts to walk today.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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