I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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