there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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