just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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