I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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