Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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