I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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