I think I just saw someone hide a body.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I think people are normalizing furries
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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