Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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