I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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