sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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