Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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